|Dewfii, Their Supporters, and Observers Assemble on the Birch Bay Shore,|
January 1, 2013, 10:55 a.m.
Members of the NW/SW branches of the Dewfuss clan live mostly on the higher elevations of the Cascade Mountains where they grow cotton and tomatoes, write blogs, and act in reality television shows. The clan is better known in South Carolina, Alabama, and Mississippi, where its branches make up a majority of the population.
|Dewfii Observers in Kayaks Certify Which Clan Members Complete a|
|At Exactly 11:00 a.m., Dewfii Clan Members and Supporters Head into Birch Bay for the Annual Bath;|
The Guy With the Green Hat is a Member of the Dewfii Senate that Makes Policy for the Clan.
The Guys in White Hats with Ears Are Dewfii Eunuchs
|When the Dewfii Leader Gave the Signal, the Dewfii Immersed Themselves |
Under the Water for at least Two Seconds, Leaving Only the Seagulls Visible
|Some Dewfii, after De-Immersing, Raised their Arms to Help Dry |
Their Shirts More Quickly; After Returning to Shore,
each Dewfuss was Required to Say "It Wasn't Too Bad"
|After Completing the Annual Bath, the Dewfii and the Supporters Return to |
Shore Ready to Return to their Cascade Mountain Farms for a Day of Face-Booking and Blogging